I just learned from the guys at Women Be Trippin that I make household genitalia.

They describe my doilies in the cadence of our beloved Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham – “In addition to doilies like the one featured here, she’s got penis-shaped doilies, vulva-shaped doilies, doilies in a box, doilies with a fox…”

Thanks, guys! You made my day!