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Jello Demise of the Prayer Flags

The Benders doily show is now over.

I heard something like this from Lisa as she delivered my doilies to me:

“Um, I have all your doilies but … um … well … there was a minor mishap with your small penis prayer flags. Seems the bar hosted an evening of jello fights and … well … the pieces got gooed up a bit with jello stains. They’ve offered to pay for your piece.”

Me: Are you kidding? I want the sticky evidence for a good story!

And there you have it.